Dear Mrs. Jones,
We have taken your son’s BMI measurement and it has been noted that your parenting skills are low: to such an extent that our results reveal that your son is clinically obese, or as we say in the staff room: "fat".  We suggest you learn how to look after your son properly.
Yours Sincerely,
The Headmaster
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